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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • Punslingers 2015, Championship Round (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 13, 2015)
  • Punslingers 2015, Round Four (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punslingers 2015, Round Three (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punslingers 2015, Round Two (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punslingers 2015, Round One (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 11, 2015)
  • Religious Fundamentalists (filed in Puns, Rated G, Rated PG, Short Snorts on March 23, 2015)
  • Putin on the Ritz (filed in Current Events, Picture Pun, Rated G on March 11, 2015)
  • A Seasonal Feghoot (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 22, 2014)
  • Classical Music Food Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on December 5, 2014)
  • Trying to Circulate a New Pun (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on July 5, 2014)
  • These Puns are getting Hairy (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on July 4, 2014)
  • 404: Tile Not Found (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on July 3, 2014)
  • You Can’t Afford to Miss this One (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 27, 2014)
  • I Marrowly Escaped this One (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG on May 13, 2014)
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Winner: Alex Petri (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on May 11, 2014)
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Second Place: Ben Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Third Place: Andy Balinsky (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Future CAWnvict (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 8, 2014)
  • I Could Wax On About this Pun (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 18, 2014)
  • A Jewcy Pun (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Short Snorts on April 9, 2014)
  • So, Zoo Me! (filed in Gatling Puns, Picture Pun, Rated G on April 8, 2014)
  • Not a Boaring Advertisement (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on April 7, 2014)
  • Don’t be Testy! (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on March 27, 2014)
  • What Ukraine About? (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 7, 2014)
  • Better than Can’t Gogh (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on January 15, 2014)