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Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • A Tall Ship Tale #76: Drawing A Blank (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on October 26, 2010)
  • Halloween Humor in a Jugular Vein* (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Owl’s Well That Ends Well! (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Shaggy Puppy on October 25, 2010)
  • The Octogenarian (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • A Halloween Love Story (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Limericks, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns on )
  • Halloween Definitions (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated PG on October 24, 2010)
  • A Political Lexus? (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Shockingly Shaggy (filed in Cartoon Puns on October 22, 2010)
  • The Donation (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Drinker’s Alphabet (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • Politically Correct Terms to Use for Males (filed in Lists, Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG on October 21, 2010)
  • Politically Correct Terms to Use for Females (filed in Lists, Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • The Foul Feast (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Anti-Crime Program (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Halloween Humor — The Grave (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Have a Happy Halloween Moon (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated PG on October 20, 2010)
  • The Contest (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggydog listserv on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #75: Grueling Punishment (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on October 19, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 3 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Armageddon Headlines (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 18, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 2 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Halloween Riddles Part 1 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 17, 2010)
  • The Budget Lion Tamer (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on October 16, 2010)
  • Welcome to the Mental Health Telephone Helpline (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Crossing The Vampire Tale Five (aka Dracula Walks) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 15, 2010)