Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Puns

English poet and literary critic John Dryden called puns “the lowest and most groveling kind of wit.”

Puns generally consist of either a homonym or a double entendre.


  • A Tall Ship Tale #89: Signs Of The Thames (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 25, 2011)
  • Penguins (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 22, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #88: Seven Jeers in Tibet (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 18, 2011)
  • *Two Loopholes (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on January 17, 2011)
  • Not in Kansas, Anymore, …. (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 13, 2011)
  • A Recent Lamented Demise (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Shaggy Halfling XVIII (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G on January 12, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #87: Things Could Be Verse (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 11, 2011)
  • The Land That Made Me, Me (filed in Current Events, Lists, Poetry, Puns, Rated G on January 7, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #86: Now Hair This (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 4, 2011)
  • Animals in a Bar (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • The Stick and the Stone (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 3, 2011)
  • Cosmetic Surgery (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 2, 2011)
  • Texting for Seniors (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on December 29, 2010)
  • Current Events — Interage Marriage (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #85: Son of a Gun (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 28, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #84: Burning Down The House (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 21, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #83: Turning the Tables (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 14, 2010)
  • Holiday Merger — Chanukah and Christmas (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on December 10, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #82: The Full Montego (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 7, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #81: Hooked on Phoenix (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 30, 2010)
  • Snow White (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 29, 2010)
  • Thanksgiving Weather Forecast (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 25, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #80: Isthmus Be The Place (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 23, 2010)
  • The Thanksgiving Riddles (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 22, 2010)
    • Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3056 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.

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      From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog

      Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.

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