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Gatling Puns

Coined by Bob Dvorak, Gatling Puns are a series of rapid fire, usually related, puns.


  • Video: Punniest of Show 2nd Place (filed in Gatling Puns, News, Puns, Rated G, Video on May 22, 2010)
  • Video: Punniest of Show 1st Place (filed in Gatling Puns, News, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Variations on “The Eyes of Texas” (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 16, 2010)
  • A Mother’s Dictionary (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on May 23, 2009)
  • Ticks — All You Ever Wanted to Know (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • Roast for Joel McColl (filed in Gatling Puns, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Guide to Tashlich (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Coffee (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on May 5, 2007)
  • “R”s Are Our Art — Bob Dvorak’s 2004 Punoff Entry (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on August 20, 2005)
  • Generic Names for Certain Medicines (filed in Adult Theme, Gatling Puns on )
  • Introduction to Norman Gilbert (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Doggerel (Pun-Off 2005) (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on July 18, 2005)
  • The Pelvis Impersonator (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on May 31, 2005)
  • SOCKrates (Cynthia MacGregor’s 1999 PunOff Entry) (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG-13 on )
  • 2003 Punoff — Second Place: PUNelope’s Come-upPUNce (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on March 17, 2005)
  • Third Place, 2003 PunOff — Stephen Nagle (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Punoff 2003 First Place — Carlotta Stankiewicz (filed in Gatling Puns on January 17, 2005)
  • Punoff 2001 Silver Medal — Jim Ertner (filed in Gatling Puns on )
  • Rock On (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on November 9, 2003)
  • More on End O’ Crow Knolegy (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on October 19, 2003)
  • Hannibal (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG on June 14, 2003)
  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 1994 (filed in Gatling Puns, News, Puns on January 1, 1995)