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Gatling Puns

Coined by Bob Dvorak, Gatling Puns are a series of rapid fire, usually related, puns.


  • Punniest of Show Third Place: Benjamin Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 21, 2012)
  • Shaggy Cotton (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on April 23, 2012)
  • Shakes Hands with the Head of the Household (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on April 1, 2012)
  • Sub-Atomic Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on December 21, 2011)
  • Jason Epstein, Punniest of Show Competitor (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on May 26, 2011)
  • Benjamin Ziek, Punniest of Show Competitor (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 25, 2011)
  • Andrew Balinsky, 3rd Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 22, 2011)
  • Kelly Dupen & Justin Golbabai, 2nd Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Gracie Deegan, 1st Place, Punniest in Show (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Halloween Riddles Part 3 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 19, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 2 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 18, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 1 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 17, 2010)
  • Shaggy Philosophy (filed in Cartoon Puns, Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on June 28, 2010)
  • Video: O. Henry Pun-Off, Satya Manz (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 26, 2010)
  • Video: O. Henry Pun-Off, Eirik Ott (filed in Adult Theme, Gatling Puns, Puns, Video on May 24, 2010)
  • Video: O. Henry Pun-Off 2010, Andy Balinsky (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on May 23, 2010)
  • Video: Punniest of Show 3rd Place (filed in Gatling Puns, News, Puns, Rated G, Video on May 22, 2010)
  • Video: Punniest of Show 2nd Place (filed in Gatling Puns, News, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Video: Punniest of Show 1st Place (filed in Gatling Puns, News, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Variations on “The Eyes of Texas” (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 16, 2010)
  • A Mother’s Dictionary (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on May 23, 2009)
  • Ticks — All You Ever Wanted to Know (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • Roast for Joel McColl (filed in Gatling Puns, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG-13 on )
  • Guide to Tashlich (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Rated G on )
  • Coffee (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on May 5, 2007)