Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Gatling Puns

Coined by Bob Dvorak, Gatling Puns are a series of rapid fire, usually related, puns.


  • A Mess of Food Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on January 25, 2018)
  • Punniest of Show 2017 Winner: Southpaw Jones (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on May 19, 2017)
  • Punniest of Show 2017 Second Place: Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2017 Third Place: Annica Eagle (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2017: Jerzy Gwiazdowski (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on May 18, 2017)
  • Punniest of Show 2017: Haley Haradan (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2017: Robert Ramon (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on May 17, 2017)
  • Punniest of Show 2017: Ben Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2017: Arum Debray (filed in Gatling Puns, Video on )
  • Punslingers Championship Round (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 13, 2016)
  • Punslingers Round 4 (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 12, 2016)
  • Punslingers Round 3 (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 11, 2016)
  • Punslingers Round 2 (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 10, 2016)
  • Punniest of Show Winner (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 9, 2016)
  • Punslingers Round 1, 2nd Half (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show Second Place (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show Third Place (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punslingers 2015, Championship Round (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 13, 2015)
  • Punslingers 2015, Round Four (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punslingers 2015, Round Three (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punslingers 2015, Round Two (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punslingers 2015, Round One (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 11, 2015)
  • Classical Music Food Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on December 5, 2014)
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Winner: Alex Petri (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on May 11, 2014)
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Second Place: Ben Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
    • Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3057 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.

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      Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.

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