Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Poetry


  • A Wide Berth (filed in Limericks, Poetry, Rated G on May 5, 2007)
  • PC Lament: With Apologizes to Edgar Allen Poe (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Poetry, Rated G on )
  • Wearing Leather (filed in Poetry, Rated PG on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXXIV (Longhorn Hopes for the Season) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on July 7, 2006)
  • Texas Medley (filed in Poetry, Rated G on July 2, 2006)
  • Hamlet’s Cat’s Soliloquy (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • Haiku and the Art of Computing (filed in Haiku, Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • Mary and the Lamb (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Poetry, Rated G on November 6, 2005)
  • Elevator Problem (An Adult Limerick Cascade) (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks, Pun Cascade on July 18, 2005)
  • Lord of the Wringer Limerick (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks on May 31, 2005)
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXXIII (Iraq Version) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXXII (The Cajun Night Before Christmas (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXXI (Graduate Student Version; Night Before Defense) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on January 17, 2005)
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXX (Mad Scientist Version) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXIX (Chanukah Version) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXVIII (A Redneck Version) (filed in Adult Theme, Poetry on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXVII (A Maxine Christmas Story) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXVI (Legalese Version) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXV (Internet Version) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXIV (Scientific Explanation) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on December 28, 2004)
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXIII (Party On, Dude, Style) (filed in Poetry, Politically Incorrect on )
  • A Halloween Wedding (filed in Limericks, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXII (Politically Correct Version) (filed in Poetry, Politically Incorrect on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXI (A.O.L. Style) (filed in Poetry, Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XX (Star Trek Style) (filed in Poetry, Rated PG-13 on )