Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Original Feghoots

Feghoots are long, meandering, science fiction stories that end in a pun. The entries in this category are original Feghoots as written by Reginald Bretnor (under the pseudonymn of Grendel Briarton), or are based upon his character, Ferdinand Feghoot.


  • Awk, awk, Feghoot (Feghoot No. XXII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on April 16, 1998)
  • The Ship’s Captain (Feghoot) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on March 8, 1998)
  • Mexican Cuisine (Feghoot V) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on March 6, 1998)
  • Ferdinand and Feckless Go Golfing (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 26, 1998)
  • Feghoot (bork, bork, bork) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 16, 1998)
  • Feghoot IV: Feghoot in captivity (filed in alt.callahans, Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 13, 1998)
  • Feghoot and the Vampires (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 5, 1998)
  • Nearly a Feghoot (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 20, 1997)
  • Feghoot XXXV: Ferdinand Feghoot on the Planet Madama Butterfry (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on December 30, 1996)
  • Feghoot IX: What-so-ever-you-so, sew shall you reap (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on November 12, 1996)
  • Feghoot and Annihilation (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 7, 1996)
  • A Spud Missile (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 2, 1996)
  • The Gnu Mutation (Feghoot XXXVIII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on August 11, 1996)
  • Feghoot XLI: Feghoot and the Mother of Pearl (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on August 5, 1996)
  • Feghoot With Flowers (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on August 2, 1996)
  • Strange Tourist (FEGHOOT VIII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on July 30, 1996)
  • Feghoot a la Robinson (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on June 22, 1996)
  • Lost in the Jungle (Feghoot XXXI) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on May 22, 1996)
  • Hoary Shaggy Dog (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Dogs on January 7, 1996)