Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Original Feghoots

Feghoots are long, meandering, science fiction stories that end in a pun. The entries in this category are original Feghoots as written by Reginald Bretnor (under the pseudonymn of Grendel Briarton), or are based upon his character, Ferdinand Feghoot.


  • Mortared Sins…. (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on September 23, 2001)
  • Greetings (Feghoot III) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on August 11, 2001)
  • Anti-Catholicism a la Feghoot (FEGHOOT II) (filed in Original Feghoots on July 21, 2001)
  • The Ghost (Feghoot XIX) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on May 24, 2001)
  • Seeing Tsars (filed in alt.callahans, Original Feghoots, Puns, Rated G on December 19, 2000)
  • Royally Lost (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on December 2, 2000)
  • Feghoot Undune Again (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • Feghoot XXXVI: Civil Rights (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Original Feghoots, Rated G on November 12, 2000)
  • Feghoot: The Dakinis (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • The British Open (Feghoot XVIII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on November 1, 2000)
  • Feghoot X: The Chinese Laundry (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 29, 2000)
  • Generation of Eggs (Feghoot XVII) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 25, 2000)
  • Feghoot: The Fraud (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 18, 2000)
  • More Baker Street Irregulars (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 15, 2000)
  • Feghoot Woody (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 14, 2000)
  • Feghoot XLVIII: T. V. (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on June 25, 2000)
  • Space War (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 12, 2000)
  • Feghoot on Broadweigh (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on January 17, 2000)
  • The Cabbynet Maker (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Original Feghoots, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on July 30, 1999)
  • An Herb is an Herb is an Herb (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on April 25, 1999)
  • Feghoot Meets Tarzan (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • Shocking Music (Feghoot No. LVI) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on March 29, 1999)
  • Feghoot’s Bride (Feghoot XXVII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on November 18, 1998)
  • Feghoot XXXVII: Feghoot Shipwrecked (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on November 17, 1998)
  • Feghoot XI: Fishy Feghoot (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on April 18, 1998)