Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Original Feghoots

Feghoots are long, meandering, science fiction stories that end in a pun. The entries in this category are original Feghoots as written by Reginald Bretnor (under the pseudonymn of Grendel Briarton), or are based upon his character, Ferdinand Feghoot.


  • The Penzione (filed in Original Feghoots, Puns, Rated G on April 4, 2010)
  • feghoots pa (filed in Original Feghoots, Poetry, Rated G on May 23, 2009)
  • Feghoot XXXIV (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on November 6, 2005)
  • Feghoot XXXIII (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • FEGHOOT XXXII (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • Feghoot XXX (filed in Original Feghoots on March 17, 2005)
  • Feghoot XXIX (filed in Original Feghoots on )
  • Feghoot XXVIII (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on January 25, 2004)
  • High Admiral Feghoot (FEGHOOT XXVI) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 19, 2003)
  • Respect for Elders (FEGHOOT XXV) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • The Diplomats (FEGHOOT XXIII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on September 21, 2003)
  • Dzop Eggs (FEGHOOT XXIV) (filed in Original Feghoots on )
  • Almost Human (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on July 12, 2003)
  • Toll Call (Feghoot XII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on June 29, 2003)
  • Initiations (Feghoot XXI) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • Feghoot: Cats (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on June 23, 2003)
  • Horror Movies (Feghoot XX) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on May 14, 2002)
  • The Luau (Feghoot VI) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on May 7, 2002)
  • The Gold Standard (Feghoot LXXXII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on April 9, 2002)
  • On the Planet Called Egg (Feghoot XVI) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • The Diva (Feghoot LIX) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • Deadly Weaponry (Feghoot XV) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on April 2, 2002)
  • Too Much Violins (Feghoot XIII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated PG on )
  • Supermom (Feghoot LXXXIV) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 29, 2001)
  • Smog (Feghoot VII) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )