This is from the groaners list serve.
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/feline-tale-of-creation/
My dear younger sister wants to take up the topic of cats. This contribution from Richard Lederer’s book (referenced below) is a start.
Have you heard about the tailor who let his cat out, the firefighter who put her cat out, and the private eye who put a tail on a Manx?
Have you heard about the cat who entertained herself with some wool? After a while, she had a ball.
Have you heard what happened when she swallowed that … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/cats/
From Tom Vickery comes this venerable old tale (are there any other types?)
A newly discovered chapter in the book of Genesis has provided the answer to the question, “Where did pets come from?” According to the newly discovered scriptures, Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we don’t see you any more and we’re lonesome here and it’s difficult for us to remember how much you love us.”… Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/the-origin-of-animals/