Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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alt.callahans

alt.callahans is a Usenet group based on Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon, a bar featured in stories by Spider Robinson. Particularly bad puns are likely to result in the punster having peanuts thrown at him or her.


  • The Shepherds (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 24, 1996)
  • Hie Thee to a Nunnery! (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 22, 1996)
  • Sea Shanty (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 17, 1996)
  • Getting it off your Chess (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 16, 1996)
  • Jammin’ (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 14, 1996)
  • Press on Regardless (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 13, 1996)
  • Roady (filed in alt.callahans, Rated PG-13 on December 9, 1996)
  • The Farmer & the Cow (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 8, 1996)
  • Car Color (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 5, 1996)
  • Cartography (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 2, 1996)
  • Hunting Secrets (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 29, 1996)
  • Evil Genealogy (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 28, 1996)
  • Pun Jungle (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 24, 1996)
  • A Clean Sweep (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 23, 1996)
  • Baylor Mascot (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 21, 1996)
  • Cementing Relationships (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 20, 1996)
  • Medical Breakthrough! (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 18, 1996)
  • Wizards and their bad hobbits (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 17, 1996)
  • A Classical Shaggy Dog with Computers (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 5, 1996)
  • Alan JacksPUN (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 29, 1996)
  • Ride the Tilt-a-World (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 24, 1996)
  • Ever Onward; a Toxicological Tale (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 19, 1996)
  • Thor Thubject (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 14, 1996)
  • My Days as a Landlord, and How They Ended (long) (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on September 21, 1996)
  • Catching Polar Bears (filed in alt.callahans, Rated PG on July 19, 1996)