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alt.callahans

alt.callahans is a Usenet group based on Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon, a bar featured in stories by Spider Robinson. Particularly bad puns are likely to result in the punster having peanuts thrown at him or her.


  • What is Wrong with Me? (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 29, 2001)
  • Crew Business — A Shaggy Tale of Commerce (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #11: Yours, Mine and Hours (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on September 23, 2001)
  • TALL TALE from the Middle East (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on September 1, 2001)
  • Chocolate (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • One Eye and One Horn? (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #10: A Pledge of Alley Gents (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on August 20, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #9: Crimean Punishment (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on August 11, 2001)
  • Staying Out of Trouble at the Zoo (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated PG-13 on July 4, 2001)
  • Tall Tale – Francis Herkell (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on June 30, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #8: A Striking Woman (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on June 23, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #7: A High-Iron Diet (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 24, 2001)
  • The Parrot’s Tale (filed in alt.callahans on April 28, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale # 6: Dead Rite (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on April 24, 2001)
  • Two Scoops (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on April 21, 2001)
  • PUNgue Twister (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on April 10, 2001)
  • Another Unusual Death (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on March 20, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #5: The Tuning of The Shrew (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on March 19, 2001)
  • Testicular Irony (filed in alt.callahans, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Dogs on March 10, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #4: Up, Up And A-Weigh (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Kitty Birthright (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 25, 2001)
  • Helen’s Pun (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Roamin’ Tale (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 18, 2001)
  • Potato Clock (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 4, 2001)
  • Anheuser’s Lament (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 20, 2001)