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alt.callahans

alt.callahans is a Usenet group based on Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon, a bar featured in stories by Spider Robinson. Particularly bad puns are likely to result in the punster having peanuts thrown at him or her.


  • A Polar Bear Walks Into a Bar… (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on June 4, 2002)
  • Yet Another Untimely Death (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • The Borg (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #24: A Boy Named Siu (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 26, 2002)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #23: Hellan (Prayer) Wheels (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 7, 2002)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #22: A Maze In Greece (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on April 9, 2002)
  • A Tall Ship Tale: #21: Season’s Crete-ings (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale: #20: Kernel Knowledge (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale: #19: Demon Rum’s Smarter Brother (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #18: Cybele Disobedience (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #17: Ferry God Mother (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Another Tall Tale by Barnstead (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • The Spratt Family Zingers (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on April 2, 2002)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #16: A Hero Glyph (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Language Evolution… (filed in alt.callahans, Rated PG on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #15: Absorb-a The Greek (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Cannibals (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Jewish Samurai (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • A Medieval Murder Mystery (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #14: The French Connection (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #13: Duck Soup (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 25, 2001)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #12: Fright of Passage (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Arguing friends (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Ants (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Legal Story (A Tale by Two Johns) (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )