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alt.callahans

alt.callahans is a Usenet group based on Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon, a bar featured in stories by Spider Robinson. Particularly bad puns are likely to result in the punster having peanuts thrown at him or her.


  • A Tall Ship Tale #42: An Awk-ward Moment (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • A Tall Ship Tale — Interlude: One Hull Of A Lady (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 6, 2005)
  • Metric Conversion Factors (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #41: An-Nile-ation (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 31, 2005)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #40: Saturday Morning, Khartoum (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #39: A New Deal (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #38: Spy vs. Spy (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Rental Cars (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 17, 2005)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #37: A Promise Kept (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on September 25, 2004)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #36: A Gesture of Defiance (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on June 16, 2004)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #35: Wrap Session (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on May 22, 2004)
  • Thoughts on Nostradamus (filed in alt.callahans, Pun Cascade, Rated G on January 25, 2004)
  • More About Animal Rights (filed in Adult Theme, alt.callahans on December 29, 2003)
  • An Issue of Animal Rights (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #34: A Bird In The Hand (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Close, but not Quite (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 9, 2003)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #33: Simon Suez (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on June 23, 2003)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #32: Letter Rip (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #31: Warp Drive (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Something’s Fishy (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on June 14, 2003)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #29: Strangers In The Night (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #28: Asphynxiation (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #27: The Hex Files (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #26: The King (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #25: The Ball Drops (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on June 4, 2002)