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Politically Incorrect

The puns would upset the PC Police.


  • The French and Lance Armstrong (filed in Politically Incorrect on July 2, 2006)
  • Know Your State Motto (filed in Politically Incorrect on November 6, 2005)
  • Raising Martyrs (filed in Politically Incorrect on August 20, 2005)
  • Speak Only English (filed in Politically Incorrect on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXIII (Party On, Dude, Style) (filed in Poetry, Politically Incorrect on December 28, 2004)
  • Redneck Wines from Wal-Mart (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXII (Politically Correct Version) (filed in Poetry, Politically Incorrect on )
  • The Horth Whithperer (Politically Incowwect, of Course) (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect, Puns on December 26, 2004)
  • Monday Through Friday in Hell (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • Houston’s Ethnic Evacuation Plan (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns on December 6, 2004)
  • On a Texas Highway (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 20, 2004)
  • Hellish Punishment (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Politically Incorrect, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • George and Bill (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect on August 1, 2004)
  • Why are we still there? (filed in Politically Incorrect on January 25, 2004)
  • Bulimia Nervosa (filed in Limericks, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Politically Incorrect on )
  • Politics (But not PC) (filed in Politically Incorrect on )
  • The Blessing (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG-13 on December 29, 2003)
  • Evolution of Teaching Math (filed in Politically Incorrect, Shaggy Puppy on December 9, 2003)
  • Tolerating Your Wife (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Politically Incorrect on )
  • Drug Warning for Men (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect on October 19, 2003)
  • Daddy Longlegs (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Arthritis (filed in Politically Incorrect, Shaggy Puppy on August 1, 2003)
  • Southern Terrorist Advisory (filed in Politically Incorrect on June 23, 2003)
  • The Comfortable Blond (filed in Politically Incorrect on June 21, 2003)
  • The Mistress (filed in Politically Incorrect, Shaggy Puppy on April 2, 2002)