Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Rated PG

These entries have something (such as language or theme) in them that might not be acceptable for younger children.


  • Crossing The Vampire Tale Five (aka Dracula Walks) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 15, 2010)
  • Car Quiz (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on October 11, 2010)
  • Rules for Women (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG, Short Snorts on October 7, 2010)
  • Fifty Rules for Men (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy, Short Snorts on )
  • Math Lesson II (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 4, 2010)
  • The Cowboy and The Bra (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Poetry, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on September 18, 2010)
  • The Silver Screw (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on September 7, 2010)
  • Cogent Comments (filed in Rated PG, Short Snorts on September 4, 2010)
  • An Effective Weight Loss Program (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on September 1, 2010)
  • Football and Confession (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on August 25, 2010)
  • The Race Horse (filed in Puns, Rated PG on August 17, 2010)
  • The 60 Year Marriage (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on August 7, 2010)
  • The Hunters (An Aggie Joke) (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on August 5, 2010)
  • A Matter of Appearances (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 31, 2010)
  • Understanding Geriatric Text Messaging (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG on July 29, 2010)
  • Windy City (Not Only Chicago) (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on July 27, 2010)
  • Wisdom for a Flat Tire (filed in Puns, Rated PG on July 25, 2010)
  • The Talking Horse (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Texas Wisdom (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 24, 2010)
  • Advice from a Retired Husband (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 14, 2010)
  • Redneck Vacation (filed in Rated PG on July 13, 2010)
  • Modern Classic Lies (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 12, 2010)
  • The Young Woman from Cheboygan (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Eve’s Side of the Story (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 10, 2010)
  • Family Relations (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Poetry, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 8, 2010)