Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Rated PG

These entries have something (such as language or theme) in them that might not be acceptable for younger children.


  • How Bikers Ride (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on June 23, 2012)
  • Catching Polar Bears (Redux) (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on June 10, 2012)
  • Shaggy Bomb (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG on May 7, 2012)
  • Shaggy Palm Story (filed in Rated PG on May 6, 2012)
  • When Irish Sighs are Whiling (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on April 11, 2012)
  • I Stink, Therefore I Am (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on April 10, 2012)
  • Shakes Hands with the Head of the Household (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on April 1, 2012)
  • Testicular Pain (filed in Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on March 21, 2012)
  • A Shaggy Path (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on March 6, 2012)
  • The Top 31 Things You Will Never Hear a Southern Boy Say (filed in Lists, Rated PG on February 25, 2012)
  • Ya Gotta Trust Your Husband! (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 8, 2012)
  • Pippa’s Shaggy Posterior (filed in Puns, Rated PG on February 2, 2012)
  • The Three Shaggy Bears (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on January 31, 2012)
  • New Office Slang (filed in Current Events, Lists, Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on January 18, 2012)
  • How to get to Heaven from Ireland (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on January 14, 2012)
  • New Dictionary (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on January 2, 2012)
  • Deer Cosmetics (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 26, 2011)
  • Things Confucius Did Not Say (But Should Have) (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on October 13, 2011)
  • New Country Song Titles (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on September 16, 2011)
  • Bringing a Smile (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on March 15, 2011)
  • An Amish Woman (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 23, 2011)
  • ChapStick (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 20, 2011)
  • The Lie Detector (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 9, 2011)
  • The Black Bras (filed in Puns, Rated PG on February 7, 2011)
  • Animals in a Bar (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated PG on January 4, 2011)