Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Rated PG

These entries have something (such as language or theme) in them that might not be acceptable for younger children.


  • The Raisin Couldn’t Achieve Grapeness (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on December 26, 2014)
  • Soccer? I barely know her! (filed in Rated PG, Short Snorts on December 23, 2014)
  • Just Duckserts (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on December 22, 2014)
  • About Belief Systems (filed in Rated PG on July 23, 2014)
  • These Puns are getting Hairy (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on July 4, 2014)
  • 404: Tile Not Found (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on July 3, 2014)
  • I Marrowly Escaped this One (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG on May 13, 2014)
  • Not a Boaring Advertisement (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on April 7, 2014)
  • Don’t be Testy! (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on March 27, 2014)
  • Siri Puns (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on January 9, 2014)
  • Have a Ball (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on January 2, 2014)
  • Deaf Jams (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on November 25, 2013)
  • A Pore Excuse for a Pun (filed in Rated PG, Short Snorts on November 15, 2013)
  • Men Have Better Friends (filed in Rated PG on October 12, 2013)
  • Texas Sheriff Exam (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on August 16, 2013)
  • A Daffynition (filed in Rated PG, Short Snorts on August 15, 2013)
  • Bikers (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on June 25, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round Four, 1st Half (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video on May 25, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round Three (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punslingers Round Two (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 24, 2013)
  • Punslingers Round One (Video) (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 1st Place: Ben Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated PG, Video on May 22, 2013)
  • For Those Needing Biblical Interpretation of Current Events (filed in Puns, Rated PG on May 10, 2013)
  • Hoof in Mouth Disease (filed in Rated PG, Short Snorts on February 6, 2013)
  • Why Lessons in Political Correctness May Be Needed for Men (filed in Adult Theme, Current Events, Lists, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG on January 6, 2013)