Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Rated PG

These entries have something (such as language or theme) in them that might not be acceptable for younger children.


  • Ya Gotta Trust Your Husband! (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 8, 2012)
  • Pippa’s Shaggy Posterior (filed in Puns, Rated PG on February 2, 2012)
  • The Three Shaggy Bears (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on January 31, 2012)
  • New Office Slang (filed in Current Events, Lists, Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on January 18, 2012)
  • How to get to Heaven from Ireland (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on January 14, 2012)
  • New Dictionary (filed in Pun Cascade, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated PG on January 2, 2012)
  • Deer Cosmetics (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 26, 2011)
  • Things Confucius Did Not Say (But Should Have) (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on October 13, 2011)
  • New Country Song Titles (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on September 16, 2011)
  • Bringing a Smile (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on March 15, 2011)
  • An Amish Woman (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 23, 2011)
  • ChapStick (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 20, 2011)
  • The Lie Detector (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 9, 2011)
  • The Black Bras (filed in Puns, Rated PG on February 7, 2011)
  • Animals in a Bar (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated PG on January 4, 2011)
  • Current Events — Interage Marriage (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated PG on December 29, 2010)
  • A Christmas Dolly (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on December 23, 2010)
  • Should You Remarry After a Spouse’s Death? (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on November 30, 2010)
  • Corporate Planning (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on November 14, 2010)
  • A Great Irish Toast (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on November 13, 2010)
  • Men Are Like…. (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated PG on November 8, 2010)
  • The LeTourneau Wedding-Plan Tips (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Rated G, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 27, 2010)
  • The Octogenarian (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 25, 2010)
  • Halloween Definitions (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated PG on October 24, 2010)
  • A Political Lexus? (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )