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Rated G

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  • Grandma and the Lottery (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 11, 2011)
  • Problem with a New Motorcycle (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 29, 2011)
  • A New Gasoline Coupon (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on April 26, 2011)
  • Ordeal of Sir Galahad (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on March 29, 2011)
  • British Alerts to Terror Threats in 2011 (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Shaggy Lentils (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G on March 9, 2011)
  • The Sprouting Behavior of Heat-Treated Timepieces (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on March 5, 2011)
  • Politically Correct NFL Teams (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated G on February 27, 2011)
  • Lip Service (filed in Rated G on )
  • East Texas Etiquette (filed in Lists, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on February 24, 2011)
  • The Referee’s Cell Phone (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 22, 2011)
  • The Show Must Go On (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on February 21, 2011)
  • On Becoming a Teacher (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Computer Gender (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated G on February 20, 2011)
  • Roping a Deer (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on February 17, 2011)
  • The Moonshiner (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on February 2, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #90: The Final Voyage (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on February 1, 2011)
  • *Time for Anger (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on January 30, 2011)
  • Men Are Just Happier People (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #89: Signs Of The Thames (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 25, 2011)
  • Rabbinical Students (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 22, 2011)
  • Penguins (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #88: Seven Jeers in Tibet (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 18, 2011)
  • *Two Loopholes (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on January 17, 2011)
  • Insomnia (filed in Rated G on January 16, 2011)