Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Feghoot and Annihilation (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 7, 1996)
  • Baywatch (filed in Rated G on October 6, 1996)
  • Knock, Knock (filed in Rated G on October 5, 1996)
  • A Spud Missile (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on October 2, 1996)
  • Lohengrin (filed in Rated G on October 1, 1996)
  • Ripping off an Indian (filed in Rated G on September 30, 1996)
  • Life and Death of the Matador (filed in Rated G on September 28, 1996)
  • History Decontructed (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on September 27, 1996)
  • Musician’s Undoing (filed in Rated G on September 26, 1996)
  • Fish and Chips (filed in Rated G on September 25, 1996)
  • Salmon Story (filed in Rated G on September 24, 1996)
  • A Ship of Another Color (filed in Rated G on September 23, 1996)
  • Male Bonding (filed in Rated G on September 22, 1996)
  • My Days as a Landlord, and How They Ended (long) (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on September 21, 1996)
  • Foo, man, chew (filed in Rated G on September 20, 1996)
  • String Theory (A Naughty Solution) (filed in Rated G on September 19, 1996)
  • Fearsome Nathan (filed in Rated G on September 18, 1996)
  • Charley Chan (filed in Rated G on September 17, 1996)
  • His Antsy Friends (filed in Rated G on September 16, 1996)
  • Nearly a Feghoot (filed in Rated G on September 15, 1996)
  • Foolish Bets (filed in Rated G on September 14, 1996)
  • Mimetic (filed in Rated G on September 13, 1996)
  • Computer Nerds (filed in Rated G on September 12, 1996)
  • Pun in Repetitive Motion (filed in Rated G on September 11, 1996)
  • Mixed Drink (filed in Rated G on September 9, 1996)