Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Fools Scold (filed in Rated G on November 1, 1996)
  • Classic about Indecision (filed in Rated G on October 31, 1996)
  • Lethal Makeup (filed in Rated G on October 30, 1996)
  • Alan JacksPUN (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 29, 1996)
  • Political Refusal (filed in Rated G on October 28, 1996)
  • Flippin’ Strange (filed in Rated G on October 27, 1996)
  • Practically time to eat (filed in Rated G on October 26, 1996)
  • Keeping tab on the score (filed in Rated G on October 25, 1996)
  • Ride the Tilt-a-World (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 24, 1996)
  • Shaggy Triad (filed in Rated G on October 23, 1996)
  • Rock On (filed in Rated G on October 22, 1996)
  • Horse of a different cholera (filed in Rated G on October 21, 1996)
  • Bread ZepPUN (filed in Rated G on October 20, 1996)
  • Ever Onward; a Toxicological Tale (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 19, 1996)
  • Julius Caesar (filed in Rated G on October 18, 1996)
  • Bagman (filed in Rated G on October 17, 1996)
  • Fat Albert Says (filed in Rated G on October 16, 1996)
  • Discounted Story (filed in Rated G on October 15, 1996)
  • Thor Thubject (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on October 14, 1996)
  • The Invention of the Transistor (filed in Rated G on October 13, 1996)
  • Rafael, et al. (filed in Rated G on October 12, 1996)
  • Conejo Malo (filed in Rated G on October 11, 1996)
  • It’s an Ill Wind (filed in Rated G on October 10, 1996)
  • Turning over a New Leaf (filed in Rated G on October 9, 1996)
  • Embellishment (filed in Rated G on October 8, 1996)