Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Reza Pahlavi (filed in Rated G on November 27, 1996)
  • Safe-keeping (filed in Rated G on November 26, 1996)
  • Mercy, Mercy (filed in Rated G on November 25, 1996)
  • Pun Jungle (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 24, 1996)
  • A Clean Sweep (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 23, 1996)
  • Kurdistan Tale (filed in Rated G on November 22, 1996)
  • Baylor Mascot (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 21, 1996)
  • Cementing Relationships (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 20, 1996)
  • A Trip to the Zoo (filed in Rated G on November 19, 1996)
  • Medical Breakthrough! (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 18, 1996)
  • Wizards and their bad hobbits (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 17, 1996)
  • An Indian Success Story (filed in Rated G on November 16, 1996)
  • A Cutting Tale (filed in Rated G on November 15, 1996)
  • A Trip to Sea World (filed in Rated G on November 14, 1996)
  • Taken to the Cleaners (filed in Rated G on November 13, 1996)
  • Feghoot IX: What-so-ever-you-so, sew shall you reap (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on November 12, 1996)
  • Couch PUNtatoes (Couch PUNtatoes? It makes me quail.) (filed in Rated G on November 11, 1996)
  • Moonlighting (filed in Rated G on November 10, 1996)
  • Native Dessert (filed in Rated G on November 9, 1996)
  • Lunch on the Beach (filed in Rated G on November 8, 1996)
  • Red Salmon Tale (filed in Rated G on November 7, 1996)
  • A Classical Shaggy Dog with Computers (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 5, 1996)
  • Running Pun (filed in Rated G on November 4, 1996)
  • Rotterdam (filed in Rated G on November 3, 1996)
  • Valley So Low (filed in Rated G on November 2, 1996)