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Rated G

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  • Beethoven’s Sympathy (filed in Rated G on December 25, 1996)
  • The Shepherds (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 24, 1996)
  • Play Ball (filed in Rated G on December 23, 1996)
  • Hie Thee to a Nunnery! (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 22, 1996)
  • Just the crumbs…. (filed in Rated G on December 19, 1996)
  • Equinimity (Horse Race) (filed in Rated G on December 18, 1996)
  • Sea Shanty (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 17, 1996)
  • Getting it off your Chess (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 16, 1996)
  • A new vision (filed in Rated G, Rated PG on December 15, 1996)
  • Jammin’ (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 14, 1996)
  • Press on Regardless (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 13, 1996)
  • Fresh Fish (filed in Rated G on December 12, 1996)
  • One for Juan (filed in Rated G on December 11, 1996)
  • Tabernacle (filed in Rated G on )
  • Thatched Tale (filed in Rated G on December 10, 1996)
  • The Farmer & the Cow (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 8, 1996)
  • Po’ Boy (filed in Rated G on December 7, 1996)
  • Nostalgia for the 60s (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on December 6, 1996)
  • Car Color (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 5, 1996)
  • Too Damn Hot (filed in Rated G on December 3, 1996)
  • Cartography (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 2, 1996)
  • Avalon (filed in Rated G on December 1, 1996)
  • Biological Accent (filed in Rated G on November 30, 1996)
  • Hunting Secrets (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 29, 1996)
  • Evil Genealogy (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 28, 1996)