Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Highvays and byvays! (filed in Rated G on January 24, 1997)
  • Garland Tale (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 23, 1997)
  • Athletics on Mount Olympus (filed in Rated G on January 22, 1997)
  • Col. O’Ridge (filed in Rated G on January 21, 1997)
  • Middle East Politics (filed in Rated G on January 19, 1997)
  • Get the Buzz (filed in Rated G on January 18, 1997)
  • Choice (filed in Rated G on January 17, 1997)
  • Shaggy Sheep Tale (filed in Rated G on January 16, 1997)
  • Daliance (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 15, 1997)
  • Mache (filed in Rated G on January 14, 1997)
  • Lacrimation (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 13, 1997)
  • Otter Know Better (filed in Rated G on January 12, 1997)
  • Paul, John, Ringo, and George (redux) (filed in Rated G on January 11, 1997)
  • Paul, John, Ringo, and George (filed in Rated G on January 10, 1997)
  • City Lights (filed in Rated G on January 9, 1997)
  • Primitive artifacts (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 8, 1997)
  • Shaggy Vampire (filed in Rated G on January 7, 1997)
  • Addictive Shaggy (filed in Rated G on January 6, 1997)
  • Hairsuit Story (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 5, 1997)
  • Psimple Psalmon (filed in Rated G on January 4, 1997)
  • Lost in the dessert (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 1, 1997)
  • Feghoot XXXV: Ferdinand Feghoot on the Planet Madama Butterfry (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on December 30, 1996)
  • Madonna in White (filed in Rated G on December 29, 1996)
  • Northern Lights (filed in Rated G on December 27, 1996)
  • It’s a ‘Strain wiggle! (filed in Rated G on December 26, 1996)