Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Owed to a Bartender (filed in Rated G on February 12, 1998)
  • Costello’s Abbott (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 11, 1998)
  • Parish the thought (filed in Rated G on February 10, 1998)
  • Getting a Bang Out of It (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 9, 1998)
  • How clothes can you come? (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 8, 1998)
  • Madonna in Henna (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 7, 1998)
  • Lordly Pun (filed in Rated G on February 6, 1998)
  • Feghoot and the Vampires (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 5, 1998)
  • Roche’s Limit (filed in Rated G on February 4, 1998)
  • The Playground (filed in Rated G on February 3, 1998)
  • Overtime for Stuntmen (filed in Rated G on February 2, 1998)
  • Deep Six for Deep Space Nine (filed in Rated G on February 1, 1998)
  • Helsinki Discords (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Journalist’s Pitch (filed in Rated G on January 31, 1998)
  • Shots Up to date (filed in Rated G on January 30, 1998)
  • Toast, Henri Fontaine (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 29, 1998)
  • How Ironic (filed in Rated G on January 27, 1998)
  • Coffee Jokes (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on January 26, 1998)
  • Abandon all hope… (filed in Rated G on January 25, 1998)
  • Affirmative Actions (filed in Rated G on January 24, 1998)
  • Old Lady, Oh! (filed in Rated G on January 23, 1998)
  • Light Saver (filed in Rated G on January 22, 1998)
  • Non-PC Upgrade (filed in Rated G on January 21, 1998)
  • Hairsute 02 (filed in Rated G on January 20, 1998)
  • Update on Tarzan (filed in Rated G on January 19, 1998)