Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Fee Line (filed in Rated G on March 10, 1998)
  • Mathematical punishment (filed in Rated G on March 9, 1998)
  • The Ship’s Captain (Feghoot) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on March 8, 1998)
  • Upstanding fellow (filed in Rated G on March 7, 1998)
  • Mexican Cuisine (Feghoot V) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on March 6, 1998)
  • A Seafarin’ Computer Tale (Arrrrr!) (filed in Rated G on March 5, 1998)
  • Two for the price of one (filed in Rated G on March 4, 1998)
  • Liverish Pun 02 (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on March 3, 1998)
  • Road Dents (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on March 2, 1998)
  • Singing at the Ballpark (filed in Rated G on March 1, 1998)
  • Gamey Dice (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 28, 1998)
  • Whirled Cup (filed in Rated G on February 27, 1998)
  • Ferdinand and Feckless Go Golfing (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 26, 1998)
  • Essene Essence and other old tales (filed in Rated G on February 25, 1998)
  • Once Upon a Night…. (filed in Rated G on February 24, 1998)
  • Francis, Key to the Ship (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 23, 1998)
  • Diving Contest (filed in Rated G on February 22, 1998)
  • The Long and the Short of It (filed in Rated G on February 21, 1998)
  • Native American Lunacy (filed in Rated G on February 20, 1998)
  • Sea Food Joke, Tell Food Joke (filed in Rated G on February 17, 1998)
  • Feghoot (bork, bork, bork) (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 16, 1998)
  • Cirpunnavigate the Globe (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on February 15, 1998)
  • Best Laid Plans (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Hockey Shtick (filed in Rated G on February 14, 1998)
  • Feghoot IV: Feghoot in captivity (filed in alt.callahans, Original Feghoots, Rated G on February 13, 1998)