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Rated G

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  • A King Size Bed (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on December 20, 2011)
  • English Ain’t Easy (filed in Rated G on December 1, 2011)
  • Ireland Can Be a Small World (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 30, 2011)
  • The Thanksgiving Turkey (filed in Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 21, 2011)
  • Financial Planning (filed in Rated G on November 2, 2011)
  • The Evolution in Teaching Math Since the 1950s (filed in Current Events, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on October 26, 2011)
  • Da End Iss Near (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Space Opera (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 14, 2011)
  • The Beehive (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 13, 2011)
  • The Magic Well (filed in Puns, Rated G on September 18, 2011)
  • My New Play Toy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 18, 2011)
  • The Dead Horse Theory (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on August 17, 2011)
  • The Animal Wedding (filed in Puns, Rated G on August 8, 2011)
  • Vignettes of When the Fight Started… (filed in Rated G, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on July 19, 2011)
  • Seven Degrees of Blonde (filed in Rated G on July 7, 2011)
  • The New Job (filed in Puns, Rated G on July 6, 2011)
  • Heaven Can Be Tricky (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs, Shaggydog listserv on June 28, 2011)
  • If Airlines Sold Paint (filed in Current Events, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • Worship (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 24, 2011)
  • Interview: Andrew Balinsky (filed in News, Rated G on June 6, 2011)
  • Heard at the PunOff (filed in Puns, Rated G on June 2, 2011)
  • Pizza Delivery (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on June 1, 2011)
  • Interview: Kelly Dupen (filed in News, Rated G on May 30, 2011)
  • Interview: Dav Wallace (filed in News, Rated G on May 27, 2011)
  • Benjamin Ziek, Punniest of Show Competitor (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 25, 2011)