Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Gambling Meltdown (filed in Rated G on April 14, 1998)
  • An Early Gong Show (filed in Rated G on )
  • Making Hay… (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on April 13, 1998)
  • Like Clockwork (filed in Rated G on April 12, 1998)
  • Defective Soup (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on April 11, 1998)
  • Another Cheesy Story (filed in Rated G on April 10, 1998)
  • On the topic of guitars…. (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on April 9, 1998)
  • Shaggy Halloween (filed in Rated G on April 8, 1998)
  • Lone Ranger (filed in Rated G on April 7, 1998)
  • Jury’s Prudence (filed in Rated G on April 6, 1998)
  • Horticultural Hermeneutics (filed in Rated G on April 5, 1998)
  • Barbaric Theology (filed in Rated G on April 4, 1998)
  • What the Dickens? (filed in Rated G on April 3, 1998)
  • Caudal Ending (filed in Rated G on April 2, 1998)
  • All for Pun and Pun for All (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on April 1, 1998)
  • Clarification (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on March 20, 1998)
  • Cattle Call (filed in Rated G on March 19, 1998)
  • Piano Revival (filed in Rated G on March 18, 1998)
  • Oh, rheally? (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on March 17, 1998)
  • Ga, Ga over this one (filed in Rated G on March 16, 1998)
  • To humor a Scandinavian (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on March 15, 1998)
  • Pauline Perils (filed in Rated G on March 14, 1998)
  • Gamey Dice II (filed in Rated G on March 13, 1998)
  • Cats as Cats Can (filed in Rated G on March 12, 1998)
  • About those fears…. (filed in Rated G on March 11, 1998)