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Rated G

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  • Sportscaster Abe (filed in Rated G on March 29, 1999)
  • Termination (filed in Rated G on March 17, 1999)
  • More Cloning Around (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on January 12, 1999)
  • Smart Dog (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on January 11, 1999)
  • Crimean Punishment (filed in Rated G on January 10, 1999)
  • How To Write Groaners (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on January 9, 1999)
  • Commodities (filed in Rated G on January 8, 1999)
  • Test of Faith (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on January 7, 1999)
  • This Little Piggy (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on January 6, 1999)
  • Old Volkswagens and other Beatles (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 5, 1999)
  • Tennis, anyone? (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on January 3, 1999)
  • Some other Knight, my Dear (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on January 2, 1999)
  • Cattle Cull (filed in Rated G on January 1, 1999)
  • Alternatives (filed in Rated G on December 14, 1998)
  • Sir Rodney (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on December 10, 1998)
  • Convent Wear (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on December 9, 1998)
  • Cutting Up (filed in Rated G on December 8, 1998)
  • Antenable Tale (filed in alt.humor.puns, Rated G on December 7, 1998)
  • Displacement (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on December 6, 1998)
  • Once a Pod a Time (filed in Rated G on December 5, 1998)
  • Instruments of Destruction (filed in Rated G on December 4, 1998)
  • Best Twitches (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 3, 1998)
  • Clone with beans (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on December 2, 1998)
  • Clonically speaking (filed in Rated G on December 1, 1998)
  • Blind Causality (filed in Rated G on November 22, 1998)