Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • The Tridkicker (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on December 19, 1999)
  • Some Don’t Like Physics, Either (filed in Rated G on )
  • Fowl News (filed in Rated G on )
  • Catholics: I’ve got…. (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • The Truck Stop (filed in Rated G on )
  • An Unlikely Muse (filed in Rated G on )
  • Wayne Newton (filed in Rated G on )
  • According to Martin Luther (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on )
  • A Dandy Drawing (filed in Rated G on September 8, 1999)
  • Town Festival (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • All on a Saturday’s night (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on )
  • An Ill-Wind — II (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on July 30, 1999)
  • The Cabbynet Maker (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Original Feghoots, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on )
  • A real fish story (filed in Rated G on )
  • Pun on the Fourth of July (filed in Rated G on )
  • Just yell at it (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Lone Starring (filed in Rated G on July 26, 1999)
  • Sven team? Sven team sics. (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Hoary Horse Tail (filed in Rated G on )
  • Future’s Tense (filed in Rated G on )
  • Psychobobble (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on July 5, 1999)
  • Phantom Shopping Center (filed in Rated G on )
  • Literate abuse (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Masquerade Party (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Steppers (filed in Rated G on )