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Rated G

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  • West End Shaggy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 14, 2012)
  • It’s a Mythunderstanding (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on March 13, 2012)
  • Vestal Shaggy Dog (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 9, 2012)
  • Oscar is Wilde; Gene is Wilder (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 8, 2012)
  • Shaggy Wars (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 7, 2012)
  • No See Food (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 6, 2012)
  • A Shaggy Grammy (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 4, 2012)
  • Shoes for That Special Evening on an Italian Cruise (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on February 29, 2012)
  • One O’Clock Shaggy (filed in Puns, Rated G on February 27, 2012)
  • A Man of Few Words (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on February 24, 2012)
  • Suicidal Blonde (filed in Rated G on February 20, 2012)
  • Helping Men Survive Valentine’s Day (filed in Rated G on February 13, 2012)
  • If You Carrot All For Me (filed in Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G on February 12, 2012)
  • The Trojan Horse (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on January 18, 2012)
  • Redneck Newlyweds (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 14, 2012)
  • Shaggy Christmas Down Under (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 27, 2011)
  • Something in My Stocking (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 24, 2011)
  • Sub-Atomic Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on December 21, 2011)
  • A Holiday Warning (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 20, 2011)
  • A King Size Bed (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • English Ain’t Easy (filed in Rated G on December 1, 2011)
  • Ireland Can Be a Small World (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 30, 2011)
  • The Thanksgiving Turkey (filed in Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 21, 2011)
  • Financial Planning (filed in Rated G on November 2, 2011)
  • The Evolution in Teaching Math Since the 1950s (filed in Current Events, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on October 26, 2011)