Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Proof of Wizardry (filed in Rated G on December 20, 2000)
  • About Baptism… (filed in Rated G on )
  • Seeing Tsars (filed in alt.callahans, Original Feghoots, Puns, Rated G on December 19, 2000)
  • Shaggy Forrest Gump (filed in Rated G on December 8, 2000)
  • Religious Conversion (filed in Rated G on )
  • Royally Lost (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on December 2, 2000)
  • Feghoot Undune Again (filed in Original Feghoots, Rated G on )
  • The Pandaceros (filed in Rated G on )
  • Dreaming in the Fifties (filed in Rated G on )
  • Big Wind Blowing (filed in Rated G on )
  • Poll Antics (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #2: Better Plate Than Never (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #1 — The Teacher (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 25, 2000)
  • What Would I Do Without Ewe? (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on )
  • How To Write Puns, Part II (filed in Rated G on )
  • Bad Pharmaceuticals (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on November 20, 2000)
  • Shakespeare, Kahn, and my friend Gary (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Morayly Correct Parable (filed in Rated G on )
  • Barking Up The Wrong Tree? (filed in Rated G on )
  • Another from the 1999 Bulwer Contest (filed in Rated G on November 16, 2000)
  • Cardinal Choice (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Four Marriages (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Thought from The Wright Idea Company (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 12, 2000)
  • Television and Marital Discord (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )
  • Travails of Schroeder (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on )