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Rated G

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  • Curb Your Tongue (filed in Rated G on January 5, 2001)
  • Bank Street Advisor (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Icy You (filed in alt.humor.puns, Rated G on )
  • The Black Knight (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • Rainbow Gathering (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • My Strange Friend (filed in Rated G on )
  • The English Paper (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Seeing Tsars, Again (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 28, 2000)
  • TURK KEY (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on )
  • Househunting (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • The Adopted Rabbit (filed in Rated G on )
  • G. W. Bush Travels (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Spiritual Star Trek (filed in Rated G on )
  • Decorate the Christmas Tree (filed in Rated G on December 23, 2000)
  • Looking for Ken? (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Weapon (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on )
  • Let Your Hair Down (filed in alt.humor.puns, Rated G on )
  • Tennis, anyone, Alfred, Lord? (filed in Rated G on )
  • Inclement Weather in Moscow (filed in Rated G on )
  • Uncanny (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on December 20, 2000)
  • The Chihuahua Guide Dog (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • Overture? (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • An Old Saw… (filed in Rated G on )
  • Paranomasia (filed in Rated G on )
  • Who Was That Masked Man? (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )