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Rated G

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  • Am I Blue Ray? (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 31, 2012)
  • Lively Conversation (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 27, 2012)
  • Not Ok any More (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 26, 2012)
  • Smokers are led Ashtray (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 24, 2012)
  • Fowl Play is Suspected (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 23, 2012)
  • Neil Before Zod! (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 22, 2012)
  • Spader? I Barely Knew Her! (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 21, 2012)
  • Kanye Hear It? (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 20, 2012)
  • The Shaggy One (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 19, 2012)
  • A Dangerous Foe (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 18, 2012)
  • Shaggy Campfire (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on July 17, 2012)
  • Live Shaggy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 8, 2012)
  • A Backhanded Compliment? (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on June 29, 2012)
  • Pho-give Us for this Pun (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 25, 2012)
  • Fruit Flies like a Banana (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 11, 2012)
  • Shaggy Tree Rodent (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on June 7, 2012)
  • Punniest of Show: Karin Maxey (filed in Rated G on May 23, 2012)
  • Shaggy Standup Comic (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 22, 2012)
  • Punniest of Show: Jason Epstein (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • If I only had a Brain… (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 21, 2012)
  • Punniest of Show Winner: Jerzy Gwiazdowski (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show Second Place: Gracie Deegan (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show Third Place: Benjamin Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2012 Results (filed in News, Rated G, Video on May 20, 2012)
  • Punster of the Year 2012 Named (filed in News, Rated G on May 17, 2012)