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Rated G

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  • Punniest of Show (2013 Pun-Off) Results (filed in News, Rated G on May 21, 2013)
  • Equivalents — For All You Thinkers (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on May 8, 2013)
  • A Graduate Student Haggadah (filed in Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G on March 25, 2013)
  • Cuddle Up, and Don’t Be Blue (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 24, 2013)
  • Shaggy Austrian (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 21, 2013)
  • Wisdom for the New Year (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 8, 2013)
  • New Commemorative Pistol (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 7, 2013)
  • A Mime is a Terrible Thing to Waste (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 22, 2012)
  • A Shaggy Stone Gathers No Moss (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 21, 2012)
  • A Ham Fisted Pun (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 20, 2012)
  • Shaggy Apocalypse (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on )
  • Shaggy Pizza (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on )
  • Now that I’m Older… (filed in Current Events, Lists, Rated G on )
  • May the Farce Be With You (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 7, 2012)
  • You Otter Know (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on November 6, 2012)
  • Warped and Shaggy (filed in Rated G on November 1, 2012)
  • Superstorm Shaggy (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Don’t Let Adobe’s Lawyers See This! (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on October 16, 2012)
  • Hide and Sikh (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on October 15, 2012)
  • Jim Macauley’s Bulwer-Lytton Entry (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 14, 2012)
  • What a Way to Go (filed in Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy, Shaggydog listserv on October 7, 2012)
  • Favorite Toys by Denomination (filed in Lists, Poetry, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on September 17, 2012)
  • Where Do Astronauts Hang Out? (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on September 11, 2012)
  • A Classical Football Game (filed in Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G on September 5, 2012)
  • Pun in HTML (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 1, 2012)