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Rated G

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  • Browser Wars (filed in Rated G on October 16, 2013)
  • Ducktor Who? (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on October 15, 2013)
  • A Micro Snort (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on September 30, 2013)
  • Stray Dogs in Massachusetts Have a Boston Flea Party (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • Nothing to Lose Sleep Over (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 20, 2013)
  • Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 14, 2013)
  • Luke-ing for Love (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 26, 2013)
  • Fossilzzle (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on July 25, 2013)
  • The Witching Time of Fright (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on June 20, 2013)
  • Successfully Dieters Might Win the Nobelly Prize (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 15, 2013)
  • A Pun that Never Gets Old! (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on June 12, 2013)
  • A Bad Pun is Soda Pressing (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 11, 2013)
  • Interview: Ben Ziek (filed in News, Rated G on June 6, 2013)
  • Interview: Dav Wallace (filed in News, Rated G on June 5, 2013)
  • May the Farce be With You (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 3, 2013)
  • Flour Power (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on June 2, 2013)
  • Turnip Beet a Ground (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 29, 2013)
  • Buzz Off! (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 26, 2013)
  • Gillian Anderson (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 24, 2013)
  • Putin on the Ritz (filed in Current Events, Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • Punslingers (2013 Pun-Off) Results (filed in Rated G on May 23, 2013)
  • There is a Frog in his Throat (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on )
  • Punniest of Show 2nd Place: Alex Petri (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on May 22, 2013)
  • Punniest of Show 3rd Place: Brian Agler (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 4th Place: Andy Balinsky (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on )