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Rated G

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  • A Cheesy Business (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 14, 2010)
  • Halloween Monster (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on October 13, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #74: It’s a Tzu Out There (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on October 12, 2010)
  • Halloween Story: The Ghost (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Feline Soliloquy (filed in Rated G on October 11, 2010)
  • Halloween Groaner III (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Halloween Groaner II (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 10, 2010)
  • A Cowboy Named Bud (filed in Rated G on October 7, 2010)
  • Some Observations On Maturing (Female Perspective) (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs, Short Snorts on October 5, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #73: A Burning Issue (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Oklahoma Quarters (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 4, 2010)
  • The Burrito’s To Blame (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • Bennie The Rod (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 3, 2010)
  • The Crab (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Little Red Riding Hood (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Another Obituary (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 2, 2010)
  • An Obituary (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 1, 2010)
  • Bluenecks (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy, Short Snorts on )
  • Politically-Correct Little Red Riding Hood (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs, Shaggydog listserv on September 29, 2010)
  • A Serious Problem! (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on September 28, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #72: Oh You Echidna (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A College Reunion (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on September 24, 2010)
  • Elephant Hunting Tactics Of Various Professionals (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #71: Aye, Robe Bought (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on September 21, 2010)
  • Old Pete Viper (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on September 18, 2010)