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Rated G

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  • The Twelve Night’s of HALLOWEEN… (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Poetry, Rated G on October 30, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Peanut Butter Without Jelly (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 29, 2010)
  • Halloween Poetry (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • A Horse Riddle (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on October 28, 2010)
  • The Night Before Halloween (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Poetry, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • Off The Beaten Drac…. (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The LeTourneau Wedding-Plan Tips (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Rated G, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 27, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #76: Drawing A Blank (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on October 26, 2010)
  • Halloween Humor in a Jugular Vein* (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Teenagers Are Like Cats (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 24, 2010)
  • The Vegetable Race (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Donation (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 22, 2010)
  • Zombieland Rules (filed in Rated G on October 21, 2010)
  • Anti-Crime Program (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Halloween Humor — The Grave (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Contest (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggydog listserv on October 20, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #75: Grueling Punishment (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on October 19, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 3 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Armageddon Headlines (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 18, 2010)
  • Halloween Riddles Part 2 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Halloween Riddles Part 1 (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Gatling Puns, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 17, 2010)
  • The Budget Lion Tamer (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on October 16, 2010)
  • Welcome to the Mental Health Telephone Helpline (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Crossing The Vampire Tale Five (aka Dracula Walks) (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 15, 2010)