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Rated G

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  • Holiday Merger — Chanukah and Christmas (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on December 10, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #82: The Full Montego (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 7, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #81: Hooked on Phoenix (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 30, 2010)
  • The Crusading Nun (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Snow White (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 29, 2010)
  • Thanksgiving Weather Forecast (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 25, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #80: Isthmus Be The Place (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 23, 2010)
  • The Thanksgiving Riddles (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 22, 2010)
  • Washing Instructions (filed in Rated G on November 20, 2010)
  • Do you speak Turkish? (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on )
  • A PUNY Thanksgiving Dictionary (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Thanksgiving Night (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on November 17, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #79: A Rouened Woman (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 16, 2010)
  • Begging for a Chance (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 14, 2010)
  • New Alphabet for the Elderly (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Poetry, Rated G on )
  • Entering Paradise (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 13, 2010)
  • Today’s Stock Market Report (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Feline Tale of Creation (filed in Cat Tails, Rated G on )
  • Cats (filed in Cat Tails, Rated G on November 12, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #78: Maiden Japan (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 9, 2010)
  • Effects of Gene Splicing (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Rated G on November 8, 2010)
  • The Agent (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #77: Confucian to Our Enemies (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 2, 2010)
  • Truths For Mature Humans (filed in Lists, Rated G on November 1, 2010)
  • Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated G on October 31, 2010)