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Live Shaggy

Another of the name picture puns that are taking over the interwebs…


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A Backhanded Compliment?

This is developed from a forum post I read online.


Thursday night, Eleven time Grand Slam champion Rafael Nadal lost to 100th ranked Lukas Rosol of the Czech Republic in the second round at Wimbledon. Some call it the biggest upset in tennis history, but I think they’re missing the real story.

I heard that before the final point of the match, Nadal cried out that he couldn’t believe he was losing to a Serb. After scoring, Rosol yelled out, … Read the rest...

Pho-give Us for this Pun

This is one tasty picture pun!


Lost my leg in NomRead the rest...

Fruit Flies like a Banana

This source on this picture pun is unknown.


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Shaggy Tree Rodent

I don’t know about you, but I can’t look at this one without hearing the jingle in my head. The creator is unknown.


Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover SquirrelRead the rest...

Punniest of Show: Karin Maxey

Karin Maxey scored 36 points with her meat-based story about a date she went on.

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Shaggy Standup Comic

Ok, at this point, Chris Rock is probably known more as an actor than as a standup comedian, but that’s how I know him.


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Punniest of Show: Jason Epstein

Jason Epstein scored a very solid 37 points, just missing the awards with his riff on the names of political candidates.

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If I only had a Brain…

Another picture pun. I think this one is a bit more clever than most.


This job isn't for everyone - But hay... It's in my jeansRead the rest...

Punniest of Show Winner: Jerzy Gwiazdowski

First time competitor Jerzy Gwiazdowski won Punniest of Show with a 40-point skit on the U.S. state names.

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Punniest of Show Second Place: Gracie Deegan

Defending Punniest of Show champion Gracie Deegan did herself proud, scoring 39 points and taking second place with a cascade of European puns.

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Punniest of Show Third Place: Benjamin Ziek

Regular pun-off competitor Ben Ziek took third place in Punniest of Show with his cheese-themed skit.

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Punniest of Show 2012 Results

Yesterday was the annual O. Henry Pun-Off. My favorite part of the competition is Punniest of Show, where prepared skits are performed and judged.

There were six judges, and the highest and lowest scores were tossed out.

# Contestant Judge 1 Judge 2 Judge 3 Judge 4 Judge 5 Judge 6 Total
1 Joe Pendal 5 6 6 6 6 5 23
2 Kelly Dupen 4 5 3 3 4 3 19
3 Jacob Dodson 8 6 8 9 7
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Punster of the Year 2012 Named

As part of the annual O.Henry Pun-Off, Bob Dvorak has been named Punster of the Year by the International Save the Pun Foundation. Bob is a constant presence on the pun website, and a regular competitor in the Pun-Off.

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Ich bin ein Berliner

This is the first of these I’ve seen using the name of the country. The original creator is unknown.


Germany - GerfewRead the rest...

Watt is Love?

I’ve seen this one floating around for a while, and finally got around to posting it.


What is love? Baby don't hertz me. Don't hertz me, No morseRead the rest...

Sitting in the Theatre made my Butt Thor

Another timely picture pun making the rounds.


Mjolnir - MjolfarRead the rest...

Mother Quotes

These are from Stan Kegel on Yahoo puns.


– PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”

– MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY’S MOTHER: “I don’t mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?”

– MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”

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Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Shaggy

The name based pun meme continues to thrive. The creator of this, like most of them, is unknown.


Neil Patrick Harris - Stand Patrick HarrisRead the rest...

Siriusly Shaggy

Another celebrity picture pun that is making the rounds…


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The Coke Salesman in Israel

Dave Wallace sent this in. He says he got it from a friend whose first husband was Jewish. Beyond that, it’s origin is unknown.


A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Israelis?”

The salesman explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Hebrew. So I planned to convey … Read the rest...

New Quickies

Here’s a new list of short ones making the rounds. Thanks to Don Drinnon.


I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. Yep – it’s syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. BUT, He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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Shaggy Wrapper

Another visual pun making the rounds…


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Whack-a-Mole

Here’s an original by Alan B. Combs.


Wisdom for New Chemists - Mole - MicromoleRead the rest...

I Was Walken Along…

Another picture pun that is making the rounds.


Christopher Walken - Christopher SittenRead the rest...