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Rated G

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  • Not in Kansas, Anymore, …. (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 13, 2011)
  • A Recent Lamented Demise (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Shaggy Halfling XVIII (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G on January 12, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #87: Things Could Be Verse (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 11, 2011)
  • The Land That Made Me, Me (filed in Current Events, Lists, Poetry, Puns, Rated G on January 7, 2011)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #86: Now Hair This (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on January 4, 2011)
  • The Stick and the Stone (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 3, 2011)
  • Pierogi (filed in Rated G on )
  • Cosmetic Surgery (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on January 2, 2011)
  • Ethical Behavior for Patients (filed in Current Events, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Rated G on )
  • Texting for Seniors (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on December 29, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #85: Son of a Gun (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 28, 2010)
  • Rules — Christmas Cookies and Calories (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Rated G on December 24, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #84: Burning Down The House (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 21, 2010)
  • A Christmas Tale from Callahan’s Bar (filed in Rated G on December 20, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #83: Turning the Tables (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 14, 2010)
  • Holiday Merger — Chanukah and Christmas (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on December 10, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #82: The Full Montego (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on December 7, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #81: Hooked on Phoenix (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 30, 2010)
  • The Crusading Nun (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Snow White (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 29, 2010)
  • Thanksgiving Weather Forecast (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 25, 2010)
  • A Tall Ship Tale #80: Isthmus Be The Place (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on November 23, 2010)
  • The Thanksgiving Riddles (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on November 22, 2010)
  • Washing Instructions (filed in Rated G on November 20, 2010)