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Rated G

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  • Punniest of Show 2018 Second Place: Marisa Roper (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on May 16, 2018)
  • Punniest of Show 2018 Third Place – Jerzy Gwiazdowski (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • A Very Cheesy Pun (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 11, 2018)
  • I Kneed You Know (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • I stole a kilt and had to plaid guilty… (filed in Poetry, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on February 23, 2018)
  • A Mess of Food Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on January 25, 2018)
  • Trumpism #1 (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on February 23, 2017)
  • But that’s not important right now… (filed in Rated G on February 1, 2017)
  • A Cheesy Pun (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 27, 2016)
  • Ferment It’s Worth (filed in Rated G on May 10, 2016)
  • All I Need is a Sine (filed in Rated G on January 21, 2016)
  • Difficult to Rectify (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on January 20, 2016)
  • Star Wars Derived? (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 31, 2015)
  • A Pun Taken to Pharaoh (filed in Rated G on December 3, 2015)
  • A Wheely Good Pun (filed in Rated G on December 2, 2015)
  • Windows of Opportunity (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on September 9, 2015)
  • Just a Couple of Dandylions (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G, Short Snorts on August 25, 2015)
  • A Man with OCD Walks Repeatedly Into a Bar… (filed in Rated G on August 24, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Southpaw Jones (2nd Place) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 19, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Gy Odom (3rd Place) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 18, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Matthew Tobin (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 17, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Gabriela Pedroza (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Andy Wallace (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 16, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Jerzy Gwiazdowski (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Brian Agler (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on )