Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Ferment It’s Worth (filed in Rated G on May 10, 2016)
  • All I Need is a Sine (filed in Rated G on January 21, 2016)
  • Difficult to Rectify (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on January 20, 2016)
  • Star Wars Derived? (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 31, 2015)
  • A Pun Taken to Pharaoh (filed in Rated G on December 3, 2015)
  • A Wheely Good Pun (filed in Rated G on December 2, 2015)
  • Windows of Opportunity (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on September 9, 2015)
  • Just a Couple of Dandylions (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G, Short Snorts on August 25, 2015)
  • A Man with OCD Walks Repeatedly Into a Bar… (filed in Rated G on August 24, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Southpaw Jones (2nd Place) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 19, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Gy Odom (3rd Place) (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 18, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Matthew Tobin (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 17, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Gabriela Pedroza (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Andy Wallace (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 16, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Jerzy Gwiazdowski (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Brian Agler (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Jonah and William Spear (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on May 15, 2015)
  • Punniest of Show 2015: Michael Kohl (filed in Pun Cascade, Rated G, Video on )
  • Religious Fundamentalists (filed in Puns, Rated G, Rated PG, Short Snorts on March 23, 2015)
  • Putin on the Ritz (filed in Current Events, Picture Pun, Rated G on March 11, 2015)
  • Sex Antics (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on February 12, 2015)
  • Season’s Greetings, said the Salt to the Pepper (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 24, 2014)
  • A Seasonal Feghoot (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 22, 2014)
  • People Afraid of Saint Nick are Claustrophobic (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 6, 2014)
  • Classical Music Food Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on December 5, 2014)