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Rated G

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  • People Afraid of Saint Nick are Claustrophobic (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 6, 2014)
  • Classical Music Food Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on December 5, 2014)
  • A Broken Pencil is Pointless (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 15, 2014)
  • If he’d been missing a fifth appendage, they would have gone to a retailer. (filed in Rated G on October 1, 2014)
  • Trying to Circulate a New Pun (filed in Cartoon Puns, Rated G on July 5, 2014)
  • A Thought for the Day (filed in Rated G on June 24, 2014)
  • You Can’t Afford to Miss this One (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 27, 2014)
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Winner: Alex Petri (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on May 11, 2014)
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Second Place: Ben Ziek (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Punniest of Show 2014 Third Place: Andy Balinsky (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G on )
  • Punslingers 2014 Winners (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Future CAWnvict (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 8, 2014)
  • I Could Wax On About this Pun (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 18, 2014)
  • So, Zoo Me! (filed in Gatling Puns, Picture Pun, Rated G on April 8, 2014)
  • What Ukraine About? (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 7, 2014)
  • Ignore the Booze from the Crowd (filed in Rated G on March 5, 2014)
  • Better than Can’t Gogh (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on January 15, 2014)
  • I Dream of Jeannie She’s a Light Brown Hare (filed in Rated G on January 3, 2014)
  • Diego Come and Me Wanna Go Home (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on December 2, 2013)
  • Drinking the Cool Aid (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 27, 2013)
  • Dublin my Fortune (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 19, 2013)
  • A Knight to Remember (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 18, 2013)
  • Nate Reprised (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 16, 2013)
  • Don’t Shoot! I’m Unarmed! (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 14, 2013)
  • Browser Wars (filed in Rated G on October 16, 2013)