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Rated G

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  • I Could Wax On About this Pun (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 18, 2014)
  • So, Zoo Me! (filed in Gatling Puns, Picture Pun, Rated G on April 8, 2014)
  • What Ukraine About? (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 7, 2014)
  • Ignore the Booze from the Crowd (filed in Rated G on March 5, 2014)
  • Better than Can’t Gogh (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on January 15, 2014)
  • I Dream of Jeannie She’s a Light Brown Hare (filed in Rated G on January 3, 2014)
  • Diego Come and Me Wanna Go Home (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on December 2, 2013)
  • Drinking the Cool Aid (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 27, 2013)
  • Dublin my Fortune (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 19, 2013)
  • A Knight to Remember (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 18, 2013)
  • Nate Reprised (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 16, 2013)
  • Don’t Shoot! I’m Unarmed! (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 14, 2013)
  • Browser Wars (filed in Rated G on October 16, 2013)
  • Ducktor Who? (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on October 15, 2013)
  • A Micro Snort (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on September 30, 2013)
  • Stray Dogs in Massachusetts Have a Boston Flea Party (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • Nothing to Lose Sleep Over (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 20, 2013)
  • Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 14, 2013)
  • Luke-ing for Love (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on July 26, 2013)
  • Fossilzzle (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on July 25, 2013)
  • The Witching Time of Fright (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on June 20, 2013)
  • Successfully Dieters Might Win the Nobelly Prize (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 15, 2013)
  • A Pun that Never Gets Old! (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on June 12, 2013)
  • A Bad Pun is Soda Pressing (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 11, 2013)
  • Interview: Ben Ziek (filed in News, Rated G on June 6, 2013)