Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Adult Theme

These stories have a theme or language not appropriate for children or those with delicate sensibilities.


  • The Perils Of Polly Nomial, Or, Impure Mathematics (filed in Adult Theme on January 16, 2006)
  • Harvey & Gladys (Sadly Adult Theme) (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • An Old Man At the Jewelry Shop (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • MacTavish’s Lament (An Adult Theme Shaggy Pup) (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Dogs on January 6, 2006)
  • Sheep Joke (filed in Adult Theme on November 6, 2005)
  • Positions (An Ancient, Classic, Adult Shaggy Puppy) (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy, Shaggydog listserv on )
  • World’s Shortest Fairy Tale (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • An Irish Fight (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Old Rooster (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Ass Size (filed in Adult Theme on August 20, 2005)
  • The Ono Bird (An Adult Theme Shaggy Bird) (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • An Irish Sermon (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Generic Names for Certain Medicines (filed in Adult Theme, Gatling Puns on )
  • The Hunting Safari (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • War of the Sexes, Continued (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Valentine’s Day War of the Sexes (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Bumper Stickers and Taglines (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • On the Louisiana Bus (Pseudoadult Theme) (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv on )
  • Michael Jackson (Adult Theme, What Else?) (filed in Adult Theme on July 18, 2005)
  • Revenge at the Zoo (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • A Dear Abby Question (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Dangers of Disposal Repair (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Elevator Problem (An Adult Limerick Cascade) (filed in Adult Theme, Limericks, Pun Cascade on )
  • The Novice Nun (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • The Skunk (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on May 31, 2005)