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Captain Cook

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG-13

This tale is from the groaners listserv. The author is not known.


While Captain Cook was sailing the South Pacific, he discovered an island that had a fabulous house of ill repute. The women were out of this world, the hospitality incredible, and the prices amazingly cheap.

After many enjoyable visits, he told all his brothers and cousins about the place, and they went there by the boatloads. Soon they had trashed the place with their drunken brawls, terrorized the women, who all ran away, and the house shut down.

It just goes to show you: Too many Cooks spoil the brothel.

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