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Bulwer Lytton (Combs’ Losing Entry, 2012)

Category: Adult Theme, Puns

Once again, through what can only be gross discrimination or uncommon good taste (pun intended), this wonderful entry fell flat. Well, there’s always next year.

The thought that the world contains so many transgressors and so few reformers trying to put an end to their evil haunted the preacher as he tried to save those wretched cunnilinguists from their preferred depravity by alluding to their theological doom in his sermon, “Insinuate.”

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  1. Dave Wallace

     /  October 6, 2012

    Sorry ’bout that. This really caters to English/Oz/Commonwealth tastes. As you know, ‘Merkins are all about the coverup.

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