This is from the pun group on yahoo.
Bluenecks: Northerners (Opposite of Rednecks)
You just might be a Blueneck if …
… instead of referring to two or more people as “Y’all,” you call
them “you guys”. Even if both of them are women.… you think barbecue is a verb meaning “to cook outside.”
… you think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY SPICY.
… you would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on
the side of the road.… you don’t have any problems pronouncing “Worcestershire sauce”
correctly.… you don’t know what a Moon Pie is.
… you’ve never had an RC Cola.
… you’ve never, ever eaten okra — fried, boiled, OR pickled.
… you eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
… you’ve never seen a chicken that isn’t sitting on styrofoam
wrapped in clear plastic, and the only cows you’ve seen are
on road trips.… you have no idea what a polecat is.
… you don’t see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your
dog.… you don’t have bangs.
… you would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up
to get his own TV fishin’ show.… you’ve never eaten, and don’t know how to make, a tomato
sandwich.… you think more money should go to important scientific research
at your university, than to pay the salary of the head football
coach.… you don’t even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the
house.… you don’t have any hats in your closet that advertise feed
stores.… you don’t know anyone with at least two first names (e.g.,
Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, etc.)… none of your fur coats are real.
… you never banged your head on the gun rack in the pickemup (from Howell Gwin).
… you think catfish come from farms and you never heard of turnip greens (also from
Howell).… you think a frog gig is a really bad scene.
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