By Bob Levi

What ever happened to those colorful characters, who used to “ride the Rails”? Called the American hobo, these people were typically down on their luck, but often took on a hobo’s life just for the adventure. Unfortunately, the majority of society did not think of them very highly. One might have said, “The bum is the lowest form of human.”

Lowrie Beacham came back with a topper along the line that if one is sitting on a melanoma, then the bun is the lowest form of tumor.