By Alan B. Combs

A traveling salesman found himself waiting in a room that was particularly breezy. In fact, there seemed to be a heavy wind blowing throughout. He looked around and saw that the floor was almost totally covered with vents and louvers, and that the airflow was constant.

He asked the receptionist, “Does it always blow like this?”

“Yes, always.”

“Doesn’t it ever let up?”

“Not ever. It blows constantly.”

“How can that be?”

“Look around you. Don’t you see it has to be constant? It’s venty-floor heaven.